This little PWP was written in response to a challenge: Each line starts with the letters Z-A
And then back again A-Z. The same first words are used each time but reversed so that
What Tom says Chakotay then says and vice versa.
Just a pointless drabble of dialogue, but I rate it NC-17 for discussion topic.
Disclaimer as always – these characters are not mine, they are Paramounts.
Tom: Zalkonians - so I win.
Chak: You’re cheating, Tom, the encounter at Farpoint wasn’t an example of buried treasure.
Tom: X marked the spot.
Chak: Well since the Zalkonians were living inside the ‘spot’ it was hardly buried, was it?
Tom: Very pedantic of you under the circumstances.
Chak: Under these circumstances, I have to agree.
Tom: Treasure is a relative term.
Chak: So is buried.
Tom: Really, I don’t know why you are making such a bloody performance of it.
Chak: Quantum mechanics
Chak: Observation proves that these objects can’t co-exist in the same space
Tom: No one has ever complained before!
Chak: Maybe they were less well endowed
Tom: Like bloody Klingons, most of them.
Chak: Klingons wouldn’t fit in THIS!
Tom: Jesus, Chakotay that hurts!
Chak: I am trying to be gentle, Tom
Tom: Hold on to that thought, but just do it, will you?
Chak: Great ass, Tom, too tight though.
Tom: Fuck me, already, dammit!
Chak: Exactly how many times did you say you’d done this before?
Tom: Don’t you think you’d have more chance of getting it in if you used lube?
Chak: Come on, Tom, just bloody relax a bit.
Chak: As much as I regret saying this, it isn’t going to work, Tom
Tom: As much as YOU regret it?
Chak: Bastard thing won’t fit.
Tom: Come on, Chak, use some bloody lube.
Chak: Don’t you think I would if I had some?
Tom: Exactly how did you think it was going to work without any?
Tom: Great answer, big guy
Chak: Hold on, I think something is giving way!
Tom: I can’t believe you are seriously…. ahhhhhhhh
Chak: Jesus, you feel SO good, honey, so tight.
Tom: Klingons at least use lube, Chak, not spit and a prayer!
Chak: Like me to stop?
Tom: Maybe you should just get on with it, now you’ve got in….ohhhhhhhh
Chak: No problem, although I’m damned if I know how I did get in.
Tom: Observation changes the character of the physical system under consideration.
Tom: Quantum measurement theory..
Chak: Really took quantum physics 101 seriously, huh?
Tom: So, now you appreciate my education you can concede that I was right about the Farpoint mission.
Chak: Treasure is definitely buried in surprising places, I grant you.
Tom: Under is no more satisfying than being inside.
Chak: Very astute observation.
Tom: Well, was I right?
Chak: X DID mark the spot
Tom: You’re so cute when you admit defeat.
Chak: Zalkonians, hmmm, okay, you win the point but you’ll never get the NEXT question right!