This little PWP was written in response to a challenge: Each line starts with the letters Z-A And then back again A-Z. The same first words are used each time but reversed so that What Tom says Chakotay then says and vice versa. Just a pointless drabble of dialogue,  but I rate it NC-17 for discussion topic. Disclaimer as always – these characters are not mine, they are Paramounts.   Trivial Pursuit By Morticia   Tom:  Zalkonians  - so I win. Chak: You’re cheating, Tom, the encounter at Farpoint wasn’t an example of buried treasure. Tom:   X marked the spot. Chak:  Well since the Zalkonians were living inside the ‘spot’ it was hardly buried, was it? Tom:  Very pedantic of you under the circumstances. Chak: Under these circumstances, I have to agree. Tom:  Treasure is a relative term. Chak:  So is buried. Tom:  Really, I don’t know why you are making such a bloody performance of it. Chak: Quantum mechanics Tom: Pardon? Chak: Observation proves that these objects can’t co-exist in the same space Tom: No one has ever complained before! Chak: Maybe they were less well endowed Tom: Like bloody Klingons, most of them. Chak: Klingons wouldn’t fit in THIS! Tom: Jesus, Chakotay that hurts! Chak: I am trying to be gentle, Tom Tom:  Hold on to that thought, but just do it, will you? Chak:  Great ass, Tom, too tight though. Tom:  Fuck me, already, dammit! Chak:  Exactly  how many times did you say you’d done this before? Tom:   Don’t you think you’d have more chance of getting it in if you used lube? Chak:  Come on, Tom, just bloody relax a bit. Tom:   Bastard Chak:  As much as I regret saying this, it isn’t going to work, Tom Tom:  As much as YOU regret it? Chak:  Bastard thing won’t fit. Tom:   Come on, Chak, use some bloody lube. Chak:  Don’t you think I would if I had some? Tom:  Exactly how did you think it was going to work without any? Chak: Fuck. Tom:  Great answer, big guy Chak:  Hold on, I think something is giving way! Tom:  I can’t believe you are seriously…. ahhhhhhhh Chak: Jesus, you feel SO good, honey, so tight. Tom: Klingons at least use lube, Chak, not spit and a prayer! Chak: Like me to stop? Tom: Maybe you should just get on with it, now you’ve got in….ohhhhhhhh Chak: No problem, although I’m damned if I know how I did get in. Tom:  Observation changes the character of the physical system under consideration. Chak: Pardon? Tom: Quantum measurement theory.. Chak: Really took quantum physics 101 seriously, huh? Tom:  So, now you appreciate my education you can concede that I was right about the Farpoint mission. Chak: Treasure is definitely buried in surprising places, I grant you. Tom:  Under is no more satisfying than  being inside. Chak: Very astute observation. Tom:  Well, was I right? Chak:  X DID mark the spot Tom:  You’re so cute when you admit defeat. Chak:  Zalkonians, hmmm, okay, you win the point but you’ll never get the NEXT question right! The End