What might
have (should have) happened had Vorik appeared, say,
five minutes
later than he did...
Disclaimer:
Paramount owns characters and stuff; the only thing
that's mine
is the alteration from the original story line.
"You must help her," Tuvok insisted to Lieutenant Paris, who
found himself
in one of the most awkward situations of recent memory.
He almost
protested, but then thought better of it, and allowed his facial
expression
to speak for itself.
Chakotay and Tuvok shuffled off to allow him and B'Elanna their
privacy as
he approached her, sitting against the rock face, curled into a
tortured ball
of muttered, half-lucid curses. They don't train you for this
kind of thing
at Starfleet Academy, he thought wryly.
"Look, B'Elanna," he began. "I realize this is a pretty bizarre
situation...
Probably not what either one of us would have wanted, but-"
"Tom," she interrupted, even now frustrated with him, "be quiet."
She held a
quivering finger to her lips for emphasis before dragging him
by the hand
into the trees.
Chakotay scuffed the toe of his boot in the dirt. Try as he might,
he absolutely
could not escape from the sounds of passion in the making,
less than
fifty meters from where he and Lieutenant Tuvok stood waiting.
He could hear
the two of them loud and clear, and it sounded like they
were enjoying
themselves very much, in a Klingon sort of way. In fact, it
was beginning
to have an effect on him, he realized, as part of him began
involuntarily
straining at the seams of his godawful climbing suit.
An especially loud snarl--it had to be B'Elanna's--reached their ears,
lasting much
longer than Chakotay would have predicted. Dammit. He
was going
to go through a little pon farr of his own in just a minute if he
didn't get
the hell out of here.
"Tuvok," he said, clearing his throat, "why don't we move a little farther
away, and,
ah, allow the lieutenants their privacy?" He began moving.
Tuvok protested. "Sir, I would advise against moving any farther
away
from Lieutenants
Torres and Paris. We ought to stay in hearing range in case
they are in
need of assistance."
"Assistance?" Chakotay nearly decked the other officer before he
realized that
Tuvok was referring to other problems that might arise--the
Sikari, some
wildlife attack, or whatever else. Still, Paris's yelp coming from
the trees
did not make Chakotay any less resolved to get out of there.
"Tuvok, I am about to make that an order. Now come on."
Tuvok held up a hand, cocking an ear to the trees. Silence had
descended.
"It would appear that Lieutenant Paris has completed his... duties."
Both officers discreetly checked their chronometers.
Chakotay cleared his throat. "Well, at least they were efficient
about
it.
Let's give them a couple more minutes and then go check on them."
"Agreed."
Thank goodness that was over. Chakotay still felt the need to relieve
himself in
the bushes, but he stood his ground now; he felt sure that the
Vulcan would
not be sympathetic.
To hell with it, decided Chakotay, you can't deny your biology. If
anything,
this most recent of adventures had taught them all about that.
He moved to
the nearest batch of leafy vegetation.
He stopped in mid-stride when he heard Paris howl once again.
Groaning, Chakotay buried his face in his hands. "Not more," he moaned.
The voices
were even louder now.
"Just a moment," Tuvok said. "Commander, I am hearing one female
voice, and
two male voices. There is another individual present."
"What the hell?" Privacy or not, Chakotay decided they had better
move
in now before
someone got hurt in more than just a playful manner.
As Chakotay and Tuvok were checking their watches and debating their
course of
action, Tom was busy catching his breath. It was maybe the fastest
ride of his
experience, but from Tom's point of view, the last five minutes had
by far been
the most glorious of his life. He looked at B'Elanna's face above
him (the two
had been vying for the upper position, and in the end she had
triumphed).
Her breath was still heaving and hot from their exertions.
He disengaged himself as slowly as he could and still keep her in his
arms.
The feeling of her well-toned muscle and smooth, naked flesh beneath
his hands
was, quite honestly, amazing. He had always been attracted to
athletic women,
but B'Elanna by far overshot any of his past lovers, even as
quickly as
they had--well, as she had finished with him. "And she's ashamed
of her Klingonside?"
he wondered silently.
Tom rolled them both onto their sides, wincing at what might be a
cracked rib
or two. He kissed her softly, and was about to tell her that they
ought to slow
it down next time and enjoy it even more, when he heard the
whine of a
transporter. He felt himself suddenly shoved away from B'Elanna
and into the
bushes.
"Hey!" he shouted, thinking at first that it was B'Elanna who had pushed
him.
He couldn't have been that bad!
A well-placed kick to the other half of his already injured rib cage made
him realize
that the fully-clothed and flaming-from-the-ears figure above him
was not his
lover but the raging Ensign Vorik, come to retake his "mate."
Paris, by
contrast, was a little spent, had already sustained a few injuries,
and was buck-naked
except for the sock on one foot.
"She is my mate!" snarled the Ensign.
Paris couldn't help responding, "Not now she isn't." He just had
time to
grab his pants
from the ground nearby before Vorik seized him by the
shoulders
and threw him to the opposite side of the clearing. He landed with
a thud painful
enough to make him holler, his head bouncing against the
stone of the
ruins behind him.
He looked to B'Elanna for help, but she was busy scrambling to replace
her own torn
clothing. And spitting and fuming and cursing in both Klingon and
Federation
standard.
"Ensign, what do you think you're doing?" Tom demanded, trying with his
hands to cover
his most vulnerable parts.
Just then, Chakotay and Tuvok appeared behind Vorik, grabbing him
before the
young Vulcan could advance again. "Let me go!! I must defend
the honor
of my mate!"
Chakotay rushed to keep the half-dressed B'Elanna back as Paris
truggled to
his feet. "I'll defend my own honor, you little arrogant-headed
petaQ!" she
snarled.
"I will have her!"
"No, you won't, Ensign," said Chakotay loudly. "Both of you stop
it."
"Commander," Tuvok said, "I fear we may not be able to stop them."
"Tom, didn't you do your job right?" Chakotay demanded. "I thought
sex was supposed
to calm down the pon farr-sufferer."
"It is," confirmed Tuvok, with one eyebrow raised toward Paris.
"Dammit, don't look at me!" Tom snapped. "I've already... I
did what
you told me
to, okay?"
Vorik tried to break free of Tuvok's grip. "You're not finished yet,
human!"
"The hell I'm not!"
"Lieutenant Paris," said Tuvok, "I must inform you that Vorik has made
a
formal challenge
to you, according to Vulcan tradition. Fighting him will free
him from his
own pon farr."
"So if Tom says no, Vorik dies?" Chakotay questioned.
To Tom's chagrin, Tuvok nodded solemnly. "Now wait just a minute,"
he
protested.
"I've already... helped B'Elanna. Somebody else can take care of
Vorik, as
far as I'm concerned!" He glanced over to his left, where B'Elanna
sat huddled
in a ball, trying to collect herself. Not exactly his idea of post-
coital bliss.
"That has already been attempted."
Grabbing a piece of someone's clothing to hold in front of himself for
modesty, Tom
was angry enough to consider punching Vorik now. But he had
hit his head
pretty hard; it looked to him like he was going about warp six with
no starship.
"I'm sorry, but I'm not going to fight him."
Chakotay came to his aid. "Tuvok, can't we just sedate Vorik and
take
care of the
rest on Voyager?"
"Without communication to Voyager, we have no access to any sedative."
"Do you have some kind of vendetta against Tom I never knew about?"
Suddenly, Vorik broke free of Tuvok's grasp and rushed at Tom, who was
too light-headed
to dodge the oncoming assault. Vorik slugged Tom across
the jaw, landing
his fist there with a very loud smack. Managing to stay on his
feet, Tom
raised his head back up as quickly as possible, butting the crown of
his head on
Vorik's jaw. To his satisfaction, Vorik grunted with the pain of impact.
The next thing Tom knew, he had landed at Chakotay's feet, having
been tossed
like a rag doll once more. "Tough luck, Paris," he thought before
he blacked
out altogether.
That was not the last word, however. Vorik had forgotten to account
for
the opinion
of his prospective mate. B'Elanna had by now returned to her
normal self,
and seeing what was happening, lost her temper again.
Just as Vorik was about to kick Tom once more for good measure, she
grabbed the
presumptuous ensign by the shoulder and flipped him around so
that he fell
on his back and had to catch his breath.
"You insolent, arrogant, stupid little Vulcan," she seethed. "If
you want
a fight, then
I'll give you one!"
With Vorik still in a pon farr-induced haze, it took less than fifteen
seconds for
her to get him down for the ten count. While unsteady on her
feet, she
nonetheless managed to keep her balance as she caught her breath.
Chakotay reached
out to steady her. "B'Elanna, are you all right?" The glare
she gave him
was furious, but to his relief, it was not sex-crazed. "Tuvok," he
said, "check
on Vorik."
"Janeway to Commander Chakotay."
"Captain! Thank goodness."
"Are you all right down there? We lost communication with you."
"Ensign Vorik must have disabled the comm link before beaming down to
the surface,"
surmised Tuvok.
Chakotay nodded. "We're all alive, Captain, but three of us are in
pretty
bad shape.
Requesting a direct transport to sickbay."
"Permission granted. I'll meet you there; I can't wait to hear all
about
it."
The next thing Tom knew was the soft hum of sickbay, currently being
interrupted
by an argument happening somewhere off to his right. He cracked
an eye with
a mind to help, but then realized that he still had no clothes on.
In fact, someone
had been so good as to remove his remaining sock.
With his only form of shelter the arch of the biobed over him, he shut
his
eyes again
and kept very, very still. Maybe this would all just go away if he
didn't move.
"Just look at what you've done, you ignorant, stupid little Vulcan,"
B'Elanna was
shouting. "You have absolutely humiliated me!"
"I regret any actions I have performed which have caused you
discomfort,"
was Vorik's monotone reply. Well, at least those two were back
to normal.
"You might have killed Lieutenant Paris"--Tom winced at her calling him
by his title--"and
you caused an enormous incident that this entire ship will be
talking about
for months." He winced again to hear that she thought of the
latter as
the worse fate.
The Doctor mercifully intervened. "May I remind the both of you that
this
is a sickbay,
not a boxing ring? I want you both confined to your quarters for
the next twenty-four
hours. No buts, Lieutenant. I refuse to have either one
of you doing
any more damage to Lieutenant Paris, each other, or anyone else
on this vessel.
Understood?"
Someone had the good taste to drop a blanket on top of Tom so that
the view wasn't
quite so... revealing. It was about time.
Vorik had already consented and left the sickbay when Tom finally
opened his
eyes. B'Elanna, on the other hand, seemed about to protest
when they
made eye contact. She turned a shade of bright red, stammered
her agreement,
and left the room moving faster than she had in the mines.
The Doctor appeared in his field of vision. "Congratulations, Mr.
Paris!"
he said.
"What?" Tom mumbled. He could tell he had a split lip and one or
two
loose teeth.
"You have sustained three broken ribs, a mild concussion, several mild
bruises and
contusions, and... a broken clavicle. I wish you good fortune!"
"Doc, shut up before I program some injuries to your mouth."
"Touché! Merely extending my best wishes. Now, can you
raise your
arms above
your head? Let's get to work on those ribs."
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