Title: Haiku's from the DQ Author: Thomas J. Fournier Rating:  PG13 mild swearing; S for silly Part: 1/1 Disclaimer: The characters belong to Paramount but the haikus belong to me.  Summary: The crew is very bored so they write haikus to each other in their desparation to have something to do. Warnings: Read this silly crap at your own risk. -----------------------------------------------------------   Tom's Haiku I love Chakotay I love his dimples and ass I love his tatoo What did you expect I'm a pilot not a writer! ------ Chakotay's Haiku I love Tom Paris I love his slender fingers And his ice blue eyes Well not bad for a stoic indian if I do say so myself.  ------ B'Elanna's Haiku I love the warp core Especially when it works I need to get laid Grrrrrrrrrrr!! ------ Seven's Haiku I love the Captain Need to assimilate her Resistance....futile This exercise is irrelevant. ------ Harry's Haiku I love B'Elanna I love her saucy temper But I'm a virgin I wonder if I have enough credits for a dermal regenerater. ------ Janeway's Haiku I am the Captain I am not supposed to mate Damn I want Seven The hell with protocol, I am desparate! ------ Tuvok's Haiku I am in Pon Farr I need to find a bond mate Please someone help me This is illogical.  ------ Thomas Jesse Fournier's Haiku I love Voyager I need to get a damn life But I don't want to   ----------------------------------------------------------- This has been a cold winter's day production.   Tune in next week for the next installment of  Bad Haiku's From Outer Space!