Title: Getting To Know You, Cha's Turn Author: Thomas Jesse Fournier Pairing: C/P Rating: PG13  Some swearwords. Archive: Yes just let me know first. :-) Disclaimer: Chakotay and Tom belong to Paramount, I am not making any money from this. Challenge: Fill in the questionnaire for your favorite character! -------------------   NAME:  Chakotay SEX:  Male HOME:  Tom Paris' ass. HEIGHT:  5' 10" on a good day! EYES:  Dark brown. HAIR:  'Just For Men' shade 'Natural Dark Brown', I hate those damn grey hairs.  WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE HOLODECK SIMULATION?  Flight sims, I never crash those. FAVORITE SMELL:  Tom during sex. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  When I have crashed another shuttle. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD:  When I'm fucking Tom senseless. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS:  Spend it in Paris.  FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK:   Don't have one.  But I like to listen to  Tom singing in the shower. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?  Tom, well it was kind of hard not to since he was giving me head at the time. DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS?  Not as long as the inertia dampeners are working! ROLLER COASTERS DEADLY OR EXCITING?  Who cares? PEN OR PENCIL?  Neither, we use voice activated computers. HOW MANY CHIMES BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE DOOR?  What kind of question is that? FAVORITE FOODS:  Mushroom soup. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?  That's personal. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME?  No, not yet. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?  Vanilla. CROUTONS OR BACON BITS?  Croutons. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE?  Only if it's my dick in Tom's ass. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?  No, unless you count Tom. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I had a wolf with blue eyes named Maverick, but he turned out to be Tom Paris. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  Enough with the animal questions!  IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?  Helmboy, I just love her stories about Tom and I. FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK:  Whiskey. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?   Scorpio. EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI?  Of course, I'm a vegetarian. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER?  This is a stupid question. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I am content with my current job, but I wouldn't mind being Tom's underwear. IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOUR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?  I already answered this question. IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE?  I already have one. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?  Yes. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.  Short and sweet with an extra long honeymoon. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?  The painting of a wolf with an eagle flying overhead and some native artwork. IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?  If there's whiskey in it then its empty. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NON ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE?  Tea. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?  None of your damn business. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?  Don't need to type, the computers are voice activated. IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE?  A pitch fork, this is a stupid question. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?  I don't know, I'm afraid to look. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE NUMBER?  9 inches <wink>. WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR?  Tom's 1969 Chevy Camaro. FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH?  Neelix's Mudwrestling Championship Matches, the one between Kathryn and Seven was particularly interesting. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.  Neelix you have been a great asset to our crew. End