Title: La Vida Loca
Archive: Sure, what the hell. Anywhere is fine, just let
me know first so I will know where to look for them. <g>
Disclaimer: Paramount owns everything Trek. I own everything
and everyone I made up. <g> The Song "Livin' La Vida Loca" is by Ricki Martin.
Am I making money from this? What the hell are you smoking?!
Feedback: Yes! Oh God Yes!!
Author's Note: Umm? OK this is just something silly that came to me one night.
Please let me know how you liked it or didn't. I know it's stupid but hey,
what do I care.
Summary: Harry catches Tom acting silly.
Having finally gotten of duty for the night, Ensign Harry Kim got off the
turbolift. He walked down the corridor towards his and Tom's quarters.
Getting closer to his destination, he heard what sounded like music coming from
their quarters. He stopped in front of the door. Harry strained to hear the
melody of the music, but couldn't decipher it.
Curiousity overwhelming him, Harry walked through the door. Upon entering,
the sight before him stopped him dead in his tracts. Tom was dancing around
the room in his underware, using his toothbrush as a microphone. Not noticing
Harry had walked in, Tom continued his singing,
"She'll make you live her crazy life,
but she'll take away your pain,
like a bullet to your brain."
Harry just stood there watching his lover unsuccessfully try to sing. Using
all his willpower to keep from bursting out in giggles, he continued to watch
Tom make an ass of himself.
"Upside Inside Out,
she's livin' la vida loca,
she'll push and pull you down,
livin' la vida loca"
As Tom turned towards the door to their quarters, he screamed his startlement
when he saw Harry. Clutching his chest, "Damn Harry, you scared the shit out
At this Harry lost it, laughing so hard he thought he might pee on himself.
Tom gave him a dirty look and told the computer to stop the music. Gathering
himself up, Harry walked over to Tom, "Nice. You have any other hidden talents
I'm not aware of?"
"Oh har de har har. Don't you know it's not nice to sneak up on a person like
Harry gave his lover a tender kiss, "Sorry 'bout that, sweetie. By the way,
exactly what the hell was that you were gyrating to?"
"It's a song from the late 20th century called 'Livin' La Vida Loca' by some
guy named Ricki something," Tom replied. Harry shook his head and headed
towards the bedroom.
"I'll remember that. You coming to bed?" Harry asked giving Tom a
"Of course," replied Tom walking towards the bedroom. The door closed behind
"Not again!!" was heard from behind the door along with some upbeat music.